Texas A&M Joins SEC, Claims Two More National Titles, Two More Conference Titles

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File this one under “Why do you guys keep forcing me to write this shit about you?” But really, why do you guys keep forcing me to write this shit about you?

The above photo is the AFTER. And this one is the before:

Notice the two extra natties and two extra conference championships added during the most recent stadium facade facelift? The photo at the top was taken very recently, as members of the Southeastern Conference. The “before” photo was taken when the Ags were just going through the motions in the Big 12 – you know, just the World War II era, one-natty also-ran that regularly found itself at the business end of many jokes.

It’s just that these jokes are writing themselves now. Do you want an example of just how ridiculous this is? Click here to watch a recap of the 1997 Big 12 Championship game, a game where Nebraska stomped the Aggies out 54 to 15. Texas A&M is now claiming the 1997 conference title. I mean c’mon, man.

It was even added to their official website.


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    They’re like that legacy pledge who talks shit and thinks they’re one of the guys until they realized they are fucked like the rest of them.

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    I’m a bit confused here. Why exactly are they claiming the 1997 conference title? Is it because Nebraska left the conference?

    Feel free to mock me if this is a stupid question.

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    Fratent Pending

    I realize I go to school at NU as a part of a shit program, but I will be god dammed if these pussy fucks think they got any thing but their asses handed to them in 97. Really? Fuck them. They will be shit just as they have always been shit. Just because you change locations does not mean you change. FUCK A&M you got raped by florida just as you will by all other legit SEC teams just as you did by good big 12 teams.. And fuck Bo pelini he is a piece of shit too. all that talent and no fucking consistency ever. god dammed disgrace. GBR anyway thou. and fuck you. grammar? fuck off.

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    Will Fratchamp

    They filed winning the Big 12 South Division in 97′ and tying for first in that same division in 10′ under “Conference Champions”. They added themselves as National Champions in 1919 and 1927 even though they shared that distinction with 4 other schools (yay, we’re 1/5ths National Champions guys!) This what happens when you haven’t been legit since the start of WWII

    Welcome to the SEC, pledges. Initiation starts this Saturday at 3:30 ET

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