I can already tell University of Texas Head Football Coach Tom Herman is going to give Harbaugh a run for his money in the insane coach department. He openly talks about how he got fired for stealing from a Subway, he gets in heated arguments with local radio hosts, and let’s not forget how he makes out with each one of his players before every game:
Okay, well maybe they don’t French, but it’s close enough.
Well it looks like Ol’ Tom has just added another insane coaching tactic to his pedigree with this Home Depot paint section-esque color chart to which he would like his players to compare their urine.
Tom Herman’s attention to detail is real. Look there, in between 3 and 4 — he’s even included pissing blood on this chart. It looks like if your donger is spouting out blood for whatever reason, you fall somewhere between a champion and a selfish teammate, which sounds like the sweet spot if you’re trying to pull an Alex Moran by being the backup QB and nothing more. Just gotta perfect the self-inflicted kidney punch and you’re in the clear (or, more aptly, in the red).
Keep the content coming, Hermy..
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