I’m wondering why so many sororstitutes are posting all these lame “TSMs” rather than painting coolers, pouring drinks, giving BJs, or making sandwiches for their fratdaddies. Get it together, ladies; those damned MRS degrees won’t earn themselves. TFM.

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  1. Frat Outta Hell

    THANK YOU. We are all well aware of what sororstitutes do with their time, we are the ones who divide up your time between MY sandwich, MY slam time, and being MY arm candy.

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  2. Count Fratula

    I couldn’t agree more! Pleasing a fratdaddy is a full time job, and these ladies aren’t keeping their eye on the ball. And by ball, I mean balls. Really, get to it!

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    • ilovedd's

      id say that its a privledge to be from the south. and to the man who wrote this, you should drink for free for the ret of your life

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    • Jack Rogers

      Hey, Heather. No one forces you to read these posts. If you disagree, then go find some pseudo-intellectual, feminist crap to

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    • Old Money

      Yes, why you go work your 9-5 minimum paying job, Lilly Lady and I will be enjoying a luxurious life, as she plays tennis all day and goes shopping on a card paid for by our parents. And just maybe if you are lucky enough, we may leave you a nice tip if we ever run into you.

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    • Heather Diane

      Alright Old Money,

      When I graduate from the Med School I just got accepted to remind me NOT to give your wife a boob job when they start dragging the floor, or you a ball lift, oh wait.. YOU DON’T HAVE ANY.

      Have fun suckling from the teet of your parents for the rest of your life.

      P.S. My trust is bigger than yours. I just choose to make my own money and live a meaningful existence.

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    • The frat will rise again

      Yes ma’am, I am. Seventh generation Texan on both sides of the family and Tennessee/Georgia before that. And damned proud of it. Oh and by the way, I stand by my statement and so does my intelligent, beautiful, and thoroughly capable southern sororstitute girlfriend.

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    • future mrs. frat star

      Heather Diane, clearly we do not see eye to eye, mainly because I am so much higher than you on the social and economic pyramid that its hard for me to see your eyes from here

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    • SoSrat

      Sounds like heather diane’s one of those sad unfortunate pity legacies and she’s probably never had the immense pleasure of enjoying those fine southern gentlemen fratdaddies. We all have brains honey we just choose to use them in the way God intended. Serving our Fraternity Men.

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    • fratstar

      Heather I think it would be safe to say, I make more money sitting in class on 1 stock trade than your entire trust fund. Arkansas= NF, now go cry and count your ones while while I have a discussion with my good pal Benjamin. Texas= TFM

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    • sig

      Heather Diane, I totally agree with you. I’m also a pre-med with a trust fund that certainly pays more than most peoples’ on this site. I think its a little immature for all these people to disrespect your decision to enter the medical field.

      If you don’t support women getting an education, you can just move to Iran.

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    • go heather!

      You are the first intelligent woman I have seen to post on this site! How can they say they are proud to be American when they let someone else drag them through their own “American Dream?”

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      • Codychugalug

        Fuckin feminist gdi bitches… Jesus christ make your self useful and get me a beer. Preferably light. After that we can pretend that your actually intellectually advanced enough to become a MD by letting you play with my balls (cough twice)

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    • bevBRO

      Heather, you’re wasting your time in med school. Everyone knows you can’t practice medicine drunk. Go to law school GDI

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    • War damn srat

      Seriously, who gives a shit. There are guys who like girls who have zero ambition in life other than to serve them and then there are guys who like girls who want to get away from daddys money and make a name for themselves. Neither one is better, maybe the latter is more respectable but who cares. Stop talking shit about how big your trust fund, we all have them.

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    • Miss Rose

      Heather Diane,
      Don’t get your panties in a bunch, not that I know what’s like, I don’t wear any. But if you like the decisions you have made in your life then why do you feel the need to judge what others have chosen for themselves? Clearly this site has a certain way of life, we enjoy it. If you don’t why don’t you stick to reading that bro site or whatever else is out there for you, and leave us to our beers.

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    • socalgirly

      I could die..like seriously. This is embarrassing…not that this will be received well but: “The Roots of Violence: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice, Politics without principles” Gandhi

      So good for you, going to med school & pursuing a career you can be proud of regardless of the fact that you have a “large” trust fund. Because honestly, that stuff won’t make you happy.

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    • sratastic

      Oh yeah, because giving our fratdaddies great sex 24/7, painting coolers, making gourmet sandwiches, doing their laundry, wearing oversized shirts and norts but still looking better than everyone else on campus and knowing that your future is secured by a vineyard vines clad successful gentleman is sooooo horrible.

      northern sororities = oxymoron.

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    • Heather FTW

      Thank God for posts like yours. I was starting to worry that the future was in the hands of all the self-centered, insecure people who frequent this site.
      Yeah, you may have a huge trust fund. Awesome. But at least we work for our money instead of having to ask ‘daddy’ for his. At least we don’t categorize everything and everyone into black-and-white categories of GDI/frat, red/blue, and just about anything else.

      Hope you’re enjoying your money and your Makers. I’ll enjoy my independence.

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    • Sir Fratsalot

      socalgirly:

      Keep it up. My family’s wealth (you’d know our last name if you work in either law or investment) is a subject tastefully kept from conversations around women.

      Not because I’m bashful, or modest, but because men of excellence lead by example, and have no need for exhibitionism. Demonstrate your intelligence and integrity, not your inheritance.

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