Laces on boat shoes never staying tied for longer than half a day. TFM.

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    • Hoo Frats Harder

      Tying up the intestines of a recently gutted hooker. TFM.
      Using the tied intestines to strangle another hooker. It’s a TFM.
      Only having anal sex with the hookers before you kill them because it’s important to maintain your vaginal virginity until marriage. RFM.

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    • ImTTweakedTC

      Maybe he’s implying that he frats so hard that before the day even ends he needs to retie his shoes because his absurd level of frattiness untied them. That’s what I got out of it anyway. I also got that he probably likes insert all kinds of objects and small rodents into his anal cavity for his own gay pleasure.

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