Laces on boat shoes never staying tied for longer than half a day. TFM.
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Please murder yourself immediately.
Nothing wrong with sperrys, but if you don’t wear boots regularly that go fuck yourself.
Having boots that fuck yourself. FaF
^ Shut the fuck up
*Then. Take many laps.
Sebago Docksides will replace Sperry Top-siders by this time next year.
must not have*
I was right about Maui Jims, and I’m right about this.
I hope not… because those look dumb as fuck.
^^^ you must have seen one up close lately
HEY! If Nitro Hazelton says it, then I’ll be damned if it won’t be true!
Learn how to tie a damn knot.
Also while were on the topic, The women’s suffrage movement was NF as well.
Kappa Kappa Kappa is an actual fraternity at Dartmouth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa
White supremacy, the original RFM.
MODERATION, the only moderation I need is a moderation of the 3/5ths population. RACE WAR.
^I’m partial to “cocksleeves.”
Africans are lesser than whites.
Women are objects
Women’s suffrage created organized crime in this country
^ The tree in their front yard is nicely decorated… if ya know what I mean.
Kappa Kappa Kappa. RFM.
Bl.ack = 3/5ths of a person
Women = Not people
Bl.ack woman = (3/5) / 0
Cannot divide by zero
Just remember, it’s not racism if it’s true.
Woman are moving dick receptacles.
Never learning how to tie your shoes. TFTC
unlaced tims and a baggy hoody. TFTC
Making the family’s darks tie your shoes for you. RFM.
^ boy with that work ethic i might let you buy your freedom!
Oh yesssuh, I can tie thems shoes, massa.
^show some god dam respect man they’re called darkys.
They’re like all criminals, I swear!
Velcro Sperrys. It should be made so i can buy them. then it’s a TFM
Tying up the intestines of a recently gutted hooker. TFM.
Using the tied intestines to strangle another hooker. It’s a TFM.
Only having anal sex with the hookers before you kill them because it’s important to maintain your vaginal virginity until marriage. RFM.
Peeing in the dead hookers butt and then using the butt pee as lube for your anal assault because a dry asshole is a painful asshole.
Sperries are for lower tier fraternities. Fuck all of you
That never happens to my light-up velcro Sketchers.
*Skechers. Take laps.
^^ Light-up velcro Sketchers. FaF.
Gladly, in my light-up Velcro Skechers.
I’ll run laps all day in my light-up velcro *Skechers.
You are just a fail