Receiving this text: “So there’s a keg in my bath tub and I need to shower tomorrow.” TFM.
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Forrest Gump telling his college stories to strangers whether they want to hear them or not. TFM.
Not giving money to the homeless because “they will just spend it on booze,” yet spending most of your money on alcohol. TFM.
Being a loyal drinker of one cheap beer and calling out others for drinking different, equally shitty beer. TFM.
Telling rushees that you have a cleaning service that comes once a week, then later informing them that they are actually the cleaning service. TFM.
Referring to the bouncer checking IDs at the door as “some post-9/11 bullshit.” TFM.