MVP Of The Week: Irishman who waved dick around on airplane, asked for sex from stewardess
An Irishman on a flight headed for Turkey got hammered drunk, whipped out his dick, waved it in the air, and demanded sex from a stewardess while his drunken buddies cheered him on. When police detained him, a female friend offered the officer sex to let him go. Eyewitnesses on board claimed that the rest of the man’s crew consumed over 250 pints of beer. Things got so out of control, the pilots were forced to make an emergency landing in Serbia.
Douchebag Of The Week: Drunk driver who barreled car into crowd watching OSU homecoming parade
The annual homecoming parade at Oklahoma State University, one of the university’s most cherished and happy traditions, turned into a horror scene when a suspected drunk driver barreled into a crowd of spectators. Four people were killed, including a toddler, and 44 more were injured, many with severe injuries. Witnesses say they saw bodies being tossed 30 feet in the air. Fuck drunk drivers.
Most Likely To Steal Your Girl: This kid
Worst Pick-Up: This kid
Best Drake Dancing Meme: The one with Tom Brady
Drake dropped some fire dance moves in his “Hotline Bling” video. Shit that I’ve never seen before. It’s insanely effective, yet simple enough for white people to pull off. It’s just what the world needs after we ruined the “Whip ‘N Nae Nae.”
Of course, the internet was quick to meme the shit out of it. There are probably hundreds by now, but the clear standout is this one, with Tom Brady’s head shopped onto Drake’s flailing body.
“You used to call me on my cell phone…” Remember how Deflategate revealed that Brady destroyed his cell phone? Shit’s clever.
Crusty Sock Award: Chantel Zales
This week, the woman most responsible for the reallocation of blood in my body was Chantel Zales, an LA-based Instagram model.
Best “What Are Thooose!?” Moment: Michael Page
When Michael Page absolutely destroyed opponent Charlie Ontiveros in the octagon, he pulled a “What are thooooose!?” in reference to Ontiveros’ painted toenails.
This meme – much like Ontiveros’ jaw – has been beaten to shit. But in this case, it had to be done. Painted toenails? Come on man. Glad the bottom half of his face got broken.
Best Nut Shot: Jacques Kruyswijk
— Sunshine Tour (@Sunshine_Tour) October 22, 2015
Despite blasting himself in the groin, Kruyswijk went on to finish T-18 in the Sunshine Tour event, held in South Africa..