MVP of the Week: Chris Mintz
— Mashable (@mashable) October 4, 2015
When a gunman attacked Oregon’s Umpqua Community College on Thursday, Chris Mintz, a 30-year-old military veteran and student at the college, put his life on the line to save his classmates. While blocking the door to prevent the shooter from entering the room, Mintz was shot a total of seven times – and survived. From his service to his country to his unspeakable act of courage in the face of death, Mintz has proven that he’s the type of man who lives for the lives of others.
Douchebag of the Week: (Tie) Every media outlet that published the shooter’s name and photo
Every mass shooter has the same motive: to get their name, face, and agenda splashed on every front page of every mainstream media outlet in the country. This guy succeeded, setting up another similar and inevitable tragedy. By giving these sickos exactly what they want, mainstream media will continue to perpetuate the violence on campuses for clicks. But the photos we post of college kids drinking is what’s really putting them in danger, right?
Most Asked About What It’s Like to be Successful:
Be prepared to laugh in 7 seconds from now……..
Posted by Kyle and Jackie O on Sunday, August 31, 2014
Best Whip and Nay Nay: These kids
Best Way To Sneak Alcohol Into A Public Place:
Her name is Brandy.
Least Fucks Given: Topless Woman Furiously Masturbating On Public Beach
Props to the perv filming for catching this very subtle, very public bean flicking.
I don’t know about you, but seeing those two pixels change colors gets me hot. Find the uncensored video on Liveleak.
Crusty Sock Award:
The most responsible for the reallocation of blood in my body this week was Instagram model Helga Lovekaty.
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Most Hype: Iowa State’s Placeholder
Austin Fischer may just be a placeholder, but that doesn’t stop him from celebrating a successful hold like he just threw the game-winning touchdown. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone get so excited for a routine extra point. His moves are creative, too:
— Chris Wolff (@HashtagChrisss) October 3, 2015
Gotta love the enthusiasm..