This year’s contest starts on Thursday, October 25. Check out last year’s contest, and raise the fucking bar.
- 3 Reasons Why The Friend Zone Doesn’t Exist
- Why Your Hangovers Are Getting Worse
- Mailbag: How To Score With The Senior Girls At Your School
- I Went Home With A Hipster Girl And Her Cat Tore My Scrotum Open
- Hot Girl Drops Out Of College And Moves To Syria To Fight ISIS, Says They’re “Easy To Kill”