TFM Presents: 10 Reasons to Dump Your Girlfriend for Summer

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In April we introduced our monthly column courtesy of Total Frat Move that gave you ten (hilarious) reasons to join a fraternity. And now, for May, they’ve done it again, giving us a countdown of 10 REASONS TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR SUMMER…



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    Hannibro Lecter

    this is shitty and I’m pretty sure it’s written by some bitch with a duckface picture? fuck everything about this. not having a girlfriend during the summer is clutch, but there doesnt need to be an article on why .. its pretty fucking obvious

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    Mashholder Stu

    George “Dubya” Bush, however, never fit in with the Bonesmen and has only visited the island once. S&B supposedly chooses the members of each Yale class who are most likely to become successful and powerful; Dubya spent his college years cutting class to play rugby and then became president of his fraternity. “He was basically tapped as a courtesy,” Throwaway explains. Not surprising; he was also made President of the United States as a courtesy.

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