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SFPL is getting fat as shit.
Things SFPL eats
2. Dorn’s butthole
Which makes sense since Dorn is always full of shit.
Is he trying to grow a beard or did his face get in a fight with a weed eater?
If only he could keep his hair as short as his beard
Hot Piece if you actually sent a couple of nudes we might have a better idea what we’re working with.
Is that hotpiece without makeup?
No it’s Vicki from real housewives of Orange County. It’s an awful show and you will learn about when you get a girlfriend.
…you’re an idiot
but your voice is kinda hot so that’s a plus
Baby steps. Gotta start somewhere.
Hot Piece = Would Pee With Gentleman Bro
That voice……she deserves such a special moment to be shared.
Nice cock-block, bandwidth. Ruined the fuck out of that first impression.
Stop cheating the “This vs. take a lap system, Hot piece.” If i click “take a lap” i don’t expect to see the number rise.
The Donald Sterling reference was on point.
Yeah, that and the last one were by far the best. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
Can y’all hire some mildly attractive female employees? Apparently the whole “Hot Piece rush tits” thing was created by her to help her lack of self esteem, which probably stems from her weird ass nose.
They definitely get a tax break for RushtoRehab
Anyone can get a tax break for having livestock on their land.
What the fuck, Dorn? The amount of shit you put me through to get my name onto the white board in this video and you stiff me and give fucking Bleach Chugger the shout out. No more Lifetime Movie Night with HouseChef, that’s all I have to say.
You think I got that shout out, just, out of no where? You have no idea, NO FUCKING IDEA, the SICK and TWISTED things I had to do for Dorn to get that.
He’s fifth year now. You show him some f***ing respect Dorn.
I would ejaculate inside of Hot Piece. Just sayin’.
bacon have you ever seen sunlight?
Video doesn’t work. Beat the intern with crowbars until he fixes it.
Video works now, but you should probably keep beating the intern. I’m sure he’s done something wrong.
Surprisingly, the female comments were not funny. Who would have thought women couldn’t come up with creative insults?
Say what you will, but RushToRehab and Hot Piece both displayed pretty solid gif game here, guys.