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jesus christ the TSM chicks are heinous as fuck
Wonder which of them will read this one next time
Hot Piece if you don’t give blowjobs you might wanna get some cat friends and buy some sweats cause you’re dying alone.
All of the dicks. All of them.
Damn From Rush to Rehab, you really let yourself go. why don’t you try hitting up the ellipticals cuz you are working on a sad excuse of a dad bod right now
As long as she didn’t insist on climbing on top, I would probably be willing to provide her with a subpar sexual encounter.
All of you fuckboy should be ashamed of yourselves. How dare you all go after a woman like that. You have no right to call yourselves fraternity men. You all are scum of the earth
welcome to the internet bro. for all you know I could be some cum guzzling she-man in Thailand trolling people. go comment your butthurt feelings in a MSNBC internet forum.
Hey now, they respect girls in Dragon Ball Z land.
They also eat dinosaurs in “Dragonball Z World”
I have chipmunk cheeks and a weak jawline. Always have, always will. Doesn’t matter what shape the rest of me is in. I have a fat face. Deal with it.
riiiiiight and I have a natural teddy bear gut but the legs of a Kenyan marathon runner
You look like you could use a mild cocaine addiction.
I dont care what the others say, I’d still take you out to a nice seafood dinner
So fat. So ugly.
Can you send me a pic in an underwire babydoll so I can add it to my “BBWs in plus-size lingerie” collection?
Don’t worry. With all those laps you’ll be fit in no time!
Every Friday night is the same: Rush To Rehab buys a bottle of Chardonnay, gets drunk watching old sitcoms, makes a booty call to the intern around midnight, and cries afterwards.
I wouldn’t pull out of rush to rehab.
Grandex needs to put “looks” as a higher priority when hiring chicks.
Also- Jack Hammer got fat as fuck!
This has probably been the most original post TFM has done in a long time. Fucking sellouts.
If they’re sellouts you probably mean unoriginal post
Somebody get Hammer a bra for those B cups. Dude is taking this whole dad bod thing quite seriously.
Won’t lie, I’d disappoint Hot Piece. Also comes off like she wouldn’t be a chore to hang out with either. Unrelated, Dorn’s voice does not fit what he looks like at all.
Even though this is a rip from a TV show, I got a pretty good laugh out of this. Of course it was because of us, and not you fucks.
Brian McGannon looks like he’s 45