Columns

TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

f3cab4afeffb8a55497f3817b9e45d90-1

Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.

ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.

Let's be real. You're abstinence is not by choice.

Let’s be real. You’re abstinence is not by choice.

No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.

No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.

Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife's face like a true sportsman.

Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife’s face like a true sportsman.

*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*

*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*

Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.

Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.

I was aroused by this comment on the "Blowjobs Cause Cancer" article.

I was aroused by this comment on the “Blowjobs Cause Cancer” article.

A minute is all I'd need.

A minute is all I’d need.

#NotAllSurfers

#NotAllSurfers

Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.

Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.

Email this to a friend

TFM Intern

Never getting promoted.

64 Comments You must log in to comment, or create an account

Show Comments

For More Photos and Content

Latest podcasts

Download Our App

Take TFM with you. Get

Latest From The TFM Store

(If you like this shirt, buy it and we'll make it.)

New Stories

Load More