Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.
ISIS best not fuck wit The Shire.
Let’s be real. You’re abstinence is not by choice.
No minority in this country is more oppressed than pledges.
Remember, NFL players: Dancing in the end zone is NOT okay. Take that excess aggression out on your wife’s face like a true sportsman.
*Throws Steve Holt off balcony*
Steve always prefers to eat his dicks buffet style. Less quality, but more variety.
I was aroused by this comment on the “Blowjobs Cause Cancer” article.
A minute is all I’d need.
Jared was eating footlongs for so long that he started craving 2-inchers.