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TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

Or the ultimate "Stay out of our safe space," girl.

Or the ultimate “Stay out of our safe space,” girl.

It's actually a weird Nickelback-Creed mashup dubstep remix.

It’s actually a weird Nickelback-Creed mashup dubstep remix.

Truth.

Truth.

An Alabama couple gets married in a Sprint store. The cashier says, "Congrats! Want to make the switch to a family plan?" The couple responds, "Not necessary, we're already on one together."

An Alabama couple gets married in a Sprint store. The cashier says, “Congrats! Want to make the switch to a family plan?” The couple responds, “Not necessary, we’re already on one together.”

Don't talk that mess, Bill. Kanye's the only person in the world who thinks you didn't do it.

Don’t talk that mess, Bill. Kanye’s the only person in the world who thinks you didn’t do it.

Ah, "Pavlov's Pledges." A TFM classic.

Ah, “Pavlov’s Pledges.” A TFM classic.

Some would call the piles of beer cans and unknown liquids dripping from the walls  a "mess." I call it "character."

Some would call the piles of beer cans and unknown liquids dripping from the walls a “mess.” I call it “character.”

A couple regimens of antibiotics and you're good to go.

A couple regimens of antibiotics and you’re good to go.

Would distribute my semen evenly across each part of her body.

Would distribute my semen evenly across each part of her body.

Come on, Bern. This is some fundamental stuff.

Come on, Bern. This is some fundamental stuff.

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