Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter and shaming the former. Below are the best comments from this week.
I think you can all assume who Frattin_like_myDaddy is talking about here. It rhymes with Shmeeve Shmolt.
I asked, and they delivered. Bless you, Waldorf and Statler.
Sure! I’ll endorse you for “Comes on too strong.”
In a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep that is open air and can probably only support 130 pounds? Yeah, probably.
I’m not sure that’s what the founding fathers had in mind…
See, Mizzou? Your banning hard alcohol at fraternity houses has more widespread effects than you considered.
A TFM Commenter Exclusive Interview With Steve Holt’s Mom
This is my favorite Steve Holt conspiracy theory yet.
I think we all envy him, WillieCrump. If peeing in butts is cool, consider me Jerry Fratdusky (you older TFMers know what I’m talking about).