TFM’s Best Comments Of The Week

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Every week, we get hundreds of user comments on the site. Some are terrible, uninspired, and embarrassing, but others are flat-out amazing. Every week, we will be highlighting the latter. Below are the best comments from this week.

The only way to keep penis away from your daughter is to start giving her Tonka trucks and bowl cuts as soon as possible.

The only way to keep penis away from your daughter is to start giving her Tonka trucks and bowl cuts as soon as possible.

We'd be willing to pay him twice as much as our typical freelancers. How's a crisp Tubman sound, Johnny?

We’d be willing to pay him twice as much as our typical freelancers. How’s a crisp Tubman sound, Johnny?

Our readers had some hot takes about the SAE President's bitch fit/resignation. Mainly, "Give us back our pledges you jackwagon."

Our readers had some hot takes about the SAE President’s bitch fit/resignation. Mainly, “Give us back our pledges you jackwagon.”

Becoming the ringleader of a group far more talented by talking the loudest. TFM.

Becoming the ringleader of a group far more talented by talking the loudest. TFM.

If you groom yourself the way you groom your top client, the chances of her seeing your thumb-dick are far less than a "maybe."

If you groom yourself the way you groom your top client, the chances of her seeing your thumb-dick are far less than a “maybe.”

A welcome twist on a known classic.

A welcome twist on a known classic.

THannibalLecterM

THannibalLecterM

At the end of the day, isn't that all a woman ever really wants?

At the end of the day, isn’t that all a woman ever really wants?

She would've sat on it if she wasn't all bloated from those cheap and delicious happy hour menu options.

She would’ve sat on it if she wasn’t all bloated from those cheap and delicious happy hour menu options.

This is one of those recurring comments that either gets upvoted to the top or downvoted into oblivion every time.

This is one of those recurring comments that either gets upvoted to the top or downvoted into oblivion every time.

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