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1. Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life.
2. FAIL FRIDAY
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Texas Tech is an accredited four-year institution where its students can’t even answer a simple current event question. That’s why they’ve been sentenced to four years in God-awful Lubbock.
Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
It’s unknown how many masked dingleberries took part in this 5th of November “protest,” but it’s been confirmed that two have been taken into custody by police.
All reports point to a shit ton of alcohol mixed with Halloween festivities as culprits behind the wild scene, which found officers being pelted with debris upon responding.
The emailer, Kyle, would like to replace them, but he doesn’t want to settle on “some 6 with a bitchy personality.” He’s swinging for the fences.
It’s a shame the bar in question here would even boast some kind of record like this as if it’s something to be proud of or known for.
I liked most of the people I met from UMD. The campus was gorgeous. The bars were few, but fun. Still though, what the fuck is wrong with your state?
Another week, another Jameis Winston controversy.
11. Colorado State Student Drugged Out On Molly Steals Ambulance, Masturbates In Jail, Fights Cops Who Bring Him Lunch
Stefan Sortland had a better (or worse, depending on how you look at it) Halloween than you..