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Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 21

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

2. Rolling Stone Admits To Misplacing Trust In Alleged UVA Rape Victim, Issues Apology

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What a mess.

3. Are Women Actually Crazy?

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“Boys only want love if it’s torture. Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn you.”

4.I Stuffed Our Chapter’s Formal Deposit Into A Stripper’s Thong And Wasn’t Blackballed

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I wasn’t a terrible pledge. I was (am) a degenerate gambler with a stripper problem. Two totally different things.

5. Why You Should Never Shave Your Chest Hair, From A Girl’s Perspective

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Shaving your chest is the male equivalent to getting a boob reduction.

6. White Girls Just Twerking Their Asses Off

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This was probably in Russia. Skinny, white Russian girls love to twerk.

7. J. J. Watt Was Mic’d Up On Sunday, Is An Absolutely Terrifying Individual

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If J.J. Watt told me to get some Sno-Caps, I’d get some fucking Sno-Caps.

8. The Frat Romance Novel, Part XII: A Stormy Love

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And they did, and it was the last time Darren ever saw Ashley–and far from the last time Darren’s roommate, who walked in on them once again to remind Darren about dollar bottles, saw Darren’s ass and balls.

9. How To Actually Get Butt Stuff, From A Girl’s Perspective

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Lube it, but not too much.

10. Mailbag: My Sister Is Sleeping With My Friends, And I Think She’s Hot

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Tim, I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking. You want to fuck your sister.

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