TFM’s Best Of The Week

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Bringing you the best content of the week.

1. 53 Generic White Guy Names And What They Say About You

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Preston: His family is from the northeast. Has never seen a black person in real life.

2. Dan Bilzerian Arrested At LAX For Allegedly Attempting To Make Bomb, Held Without Bail, Probably Pulling Mad Pussy In Jail

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Dan is being held without bail, and will most likely pass his time in the slammer by paying off guards to provide him with female inmates to slake his undying lust while awaiting his day in court.

3. Mailbag From A Girl: How Do I Tell Him I Want To Try Anal?

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You can’t lose. Best case scenario: he’s into it. Worst case scenario: he’s turned off by it and you’ll have to endure an awkward conversation about it the next day. In this case, you can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-al-co-hol.

4.Leo DiCaprio Deals With His Breakup By Taking 20 Women Home With Him

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Did he fuck all 20 of those women? I’d like to think so.

5. An Ode To The Asshole Friend

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The purpose of this isn’t to point out that the asshole friend exists, but to show him some appreciation.

6. The Maryland KA Fall 2014 Housing Draft Destroys All Other Drafts

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Maryland’s Kappa Alpha chapter held its room draft once again Monday night, and as usual, the results were very entertaining.

7. High School Football Player Creates Hilarious Highlight Reel Recruiting Tape, Is A Five-Star Benchwarmer

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Jack Lenihan, a senior wide receiver at Barrington High School in Illinois, is not your prototypical college football recruit.

8. FAIL FRIDAY: Caught With Your Pants Down

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

9. Bluegrass, Southern Belles, And Butt Sex

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She sat down, and we started talking about shit I wasn’t paying any attention to because my focus was on those sweater meats. When we asked her what she wanted to drink, she said Kentucky Gentleman without skipping a beat. At this point, I know the jockeys aren’t going to be the only ones riding a horse.

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