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Preston: His family is from the northeast. Has never seen a black person in real life.
2. Dan Bilzerian Arrested At LAX For Allegedly Attempting To Make Bomb, Held Without Bail, Probably Pulling Mad Pussy In Jail
Dan is being held without bail, and will most likely pass his time in the slammer by paying off guards to provide him with female inmates to slake his undying lust while awaiting his day in court.
You can’t lose. Best case scenario: he’s into it. Worst case scenario: he’s turned off by it and you’ll have to endure an awkward conversation about it the next day. In this case, you can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-al-co-hol.
Did he fuck all 20 of those women? I’d like to think so.
The purpose of this isn’t to point out that the asshole friend exists, but to show him some appreciation.
Maryland’s Kappa Alpha chapter held its room draft once again Monday night, and as usual, the results were very entertaining.
7. High School Football Player Creates Hilarious Highlight Reel Recruiting Tape, Is A Five-Star Benchwarmer
Jack Lenihan, a senior wide receiver at Barrington High School in Illinois, is not your prototypical college football recruit.
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
She sat down, and we started talking about shit I wasn’t paying any attention to because my focus was on those sweater meats. When we asked her what she wanted to drink, she said Kentucky Gentleman without skipping a beat. At this point, I know the jockeys aren’t going to be the only ones riding a horse.