The 10 Frattest College Football Coaches

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Derek Dooley

 

Hello there, inferiors. My name is Derek Dooley and my swoop is flawless. Before I decided to embark on coaching college football, I was busy putting GDIs in jail for the fun of it. Damn right, I effectively combined two of the most frat professions in life, law and college football. Is it a coincidence that I coach at Tennessee and my son is named Peyton? Hell no. It’s called tradition. I take pride that the Vols are the only decent athletic program in the entire state. If you don’t agree, I’ll sue you on false pretenses.

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    fratanomics

    I doubt Mark Richt is actually “yielding” that M-16, possibly wielding though. I would knock Richt down and toss Schnellenberger up top. Just my two cents though.

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    SEC frat star

    Thank god there’s no SEC bias going on here….

    Agreed with most. Kiffin is a complete douche who got hazed by Urban Meyer for speaking out while still pledging the SEC…. but continuing to get hired to better jobs without accomplishing anything is pretty frat.

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      USS Hazer

      It sure ain’t “fratter than fuck” to get all butt hurt just because a coach wanted his dream job rather than be stuck in Knoxville. You kids are a bunch of crying little pussies. Not to mention, you called for the head of, and fired Phil Fulmer, who spent 20+ years at your school. Then you have the nerve to call Lane Kiffin (who I give zero fucks about) a traitor after he’s there for a year. No wonder Knoxville’s a shit hole.

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      inFRATry

      Lane Kiffin is literally the biggest GDI in college football. He doesn’t care about tradition, has no loyalty to his brothers, and isnt successful (2-15 with raiders) (7-4 with UT [a traditional powerhouse]) and (around .500 with USC [another traditional powerhouse). How can you coach 2 very historically great schools and have near losing records at both? As said before LK will burn in hell for his treason.

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    the fratness monster

    Lane Kiffin and Mack Brown? That’s just embarrassing, Kiffin hasn’t done a damn thing except piss everyone off, which I guess is considered fratty? Mack Brown has all the talent in the world and still gets hazed by the lesser talent that Bob Stoops has. Oklahoma has good players, but not as many as Texas yet Brown still gets paid the most even thought he has only won 2 Big 12 tiltes. Embarrassing.

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      Dabos3

      Yeah he has better players because he’s a better recruiter retard..that’s part of coaching. And hazed by Stoops? Mack Brown has won 4 of the last 6 head to head. Good argument though…

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      the fratness monster

      Mack Brown is NOT a good recruiter. The state of Texas produces the most D1 football players out of high school, so naturally they want to play for the most prestigious football school in their home state, which is UT. Generally, the best D1 prospects from the state of Texas go to Texas (look at their roster). Any idiot could recruit great players to go to a prestigious school like UT.

      Let’s go down the list to prove why I have a “good argument.”
      Stoops: 1 national title, 7 Big XII titles, Brown 1 national title, 2 Big XII titles
      7 > 2
      I might add that Oklahoma had to go through TEXAS 6 out of 7 times to get those conference titles, 7 if you count when they reached the conference title in 2003 (a loss to K-State).
      Stoops: 2 Heisman winners, Brown: 0 (Ricky Williams shouldn’t count, as Brown did not recruit him).
      Stoops: 0 losing seasons, Brown: 1 losing season (at Texas?)
      Brown hasn’t been able to coordinate a running game for many years if you don’t count their QBs doing the running.
      Stoops’ overall record versus Brown (7-4), that was honestly the dumbest fucking argument you could make Dabos.
      Don’t bring up the bowl wins argument, Texas was playing in the holiday and cotton bowl while Oklahoma was playing in BCS games, for a majority of those games. Last time OU played in the Cotton bowl they killed Arkansas, and beat Oregon in the holiday.
      Mack Brown is actually a fraternity man, but Stoops is from the state that is home to Miami University, Mother of Fraternities. He should be on this list, not Lane Kiffin.
      BOOM

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