The 10 Frattest College Football Coaches

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In no particular order…

Derek Dooley

 

Hello there, inferiors. My name is Derek Dooley and my swoop is flawless. Before I decided to embark on coaching college football, I was busy putting GDIs in jail for the fun of it. Damn right, I effectively combined two of the most frat professions in life, law and college football. Is it a coincidence that I coach at Tennessee and my son is named Peyton? Hell no. It’s called tradition. I take pride that the Vols are the only decent athletic program in the entire state. If you don’t agree, I’ll sue you on false pretenses.

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    Hazing Hotline

    I know he’s not a head coach but Bud Foster Va Techs defensive coordinator belongs on the list. He’s a raging coke head, alcoholic, womanizer and his defense has been hazing the ACC for years.

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      Dan Mullen

      Houston Nutt is to busy losing games at TSUN to even be considered on this list. Mississippi is Dan Mullen’s state and that doesn’t look like it will change anytime soon.

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    Prefferedshacker

    Call me fucking crazy, but where the fuck is the mad fratter Les Miles? If you disagree that he should be on the list, you, my friend, can chug a bottle of bleach and play hide and go fuck yourself

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      Cowbells and Pearls

      Married to a golf reporter. Single-handedly bringing a football program back to life after Croom tanked it. Only wearing visors. Creating a brotherhood-like mentality between the players, seen especially when one of them tragically passed away last year. Convincing the school to over haul the stadium and getting the money donated from alumni. Putting rivalry first and constantly degrading TSUN. Supporting the greek system by having lunch at every house last season. TFM to me.

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