The 10 Frattest College Football Coaches

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In no particular order…

Derek Dooley


Hello there, inferiors. My name is Derek Dooley and my swoop is flawless. Before I decided to embark on coaching college football, I was busy putting GDIs in jail for the fun of it. Damn right, I effectively combined two of the most frat professions in life, law and college football. Is it a coincidence that I coach at Tennessee and my son is named Peyton? Hell no. It’s called tradition. I take pride that the Vols are the only decent athletic program in the entire state. If you don’t agree, I’ll sue you on false pretenses.

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    I doubt Mark Richt is actually “yielding” that M-16, possibly wielding though. I would knock Richt down and toss Schnellenberger up top. Just my two cents though.

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    SEC frat star

    Thank god there’s no SEC bias going on here….

    Agreed with most. Kiffin is a complete douche who got hazed by Urban Meyer for speaking out while still pledging the SEC…. but continuing to get hired to better jobs without accomplishing anything is pretty frat.

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      USS Hazer

      It sure ain’t “fratter than fuck” to get all butt hurt just because a coach wanted his dream job rather than be stuck in Knoxville. You kids are a bunch of crying little pussies. Not to mention, you called for the head of, and fired Phil Fulmer, who spent 20+ years at your school. Then you have the nerve to call Lane Kiffin (who I give zero fucks about) a traitor after he’s there for a year. No wonder Knoxville’s a shit hole.

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      Lane Kiffin is literally the biggest GDI in college football. He doesn’t care about tradition, has no loyalty to his brothers, and isnt successful (2-15 with raiders) (7-4 with UT [a traditional powerhouse]) and (around .500 with USC [another traditional powerhouse). How can you coach 2 very historically great schools and have near losing records at both? As said before LK will burn in hell for his treason.

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    Jimbo Fisher isn’t on this list… His name is fucking Jimbo and if you have heard him talk then you’d know he’d be a shoe in for this list.

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