Blah blah contest. Blah blah prizes. I was told the only way I could make this list is if I also promoted the 2014 TFM Spring Break Photo Contest somewhere in here, so boom, consider it promoted. The contest is good for one thing and one thing only: the señoritas.
Oh cool, dude. You’re bonging a beer on the beach. We’re all so grateful you submitted this photo of you and your boys shotgunning beers in the surf. Move your stupid ass because you’re blocking that girl behind you. Jackass. Move your fraternity flag, guys. It’s in the way of some bare tits. Idiots.
Anyway, here are the best bodies from the contest, in no particular, except the last one, because she’s perfect and I’m in love and I’ll cut your ass if you disagree.