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The 52 Best Tinder Pickup Lines Of 2015

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Some are incredibly smooth and some are just flat-out terrible. Here are the best Tinder pickup lines from this year.

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This guy went on to tell me that he doesn’t have a mixtape, but if he did it would be called “trap life volume 5: bitches and blunts” and it would drop on April 20th, 2016.

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We had a great time with name gags this year. #NAMEGAGS2015

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Poetry game on fleek.

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Ricky is such a fucking pussy.

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2015 was an amazing, amazing year for butt stuff. #BUTTSTUFF2015

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The number he eventually threw out? $34 dollars.

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#BUTTSTUFF2015

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This may have been my favorite #NAMEGAGS2015 submission from 2015.

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Talk about mixed signals.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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