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The Alabama Plane Crash Has One Of Our Customers Concerned His Order Was Destroyed

Check out this email we received from a Rowdy Gentleman customer regarding his order (click image to enlarge):

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If you hadn’t heard, a UPS cargo plane crashed down in Alabama this week, tragically killing two pilots, and also assumedly destroying quite a bit of its cargo.

Let’s take a closer look at this terrifying, yet beautifully, crafted email. In it, you’ll find a couple sure signs that it was written by one of the monsters that peruses this site regularly. First of all, the animal just outright refuses to use punctuation. This is really three sentences combined into one. Classic TFMer right there, just slapping the English language across her beautiful face. Secondly, and perhaps more to the point, the guy is just completely soulless — heartless, thoughtless, selfish, and soulless. In the midst of tragedy, all this dude cares about is crushing brews in his new tank top.

Actually, I’m beginning to kinda respect this guy.

To ease your troubled mind during this trying time, I took it upon myself to track your package for you. Good news!!! It didn’t die in that fiery, fatal crash along with those two nice pilots. It’s currently in Grand Prairie, TX and should reach your doorstep on Monday.

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Enjoy your shirts and hat, you monster.

Image via Fox News

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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