The Champ’s MLB Preview: NL East

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Champ here. I’m all about having fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me. Start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off. It’s the NL East today. WHAMMY!

Atlanta Braves


Is it the 90s again? Are the Braves about to begin another decade of dominance? Eh, maybe. The Bravos have quite a few young players ready to make impacts, moreover a few young pitchers just about ready for the big leagues like Mike Minor, Randall Delgado, Julio Teheran, and Brandon Beachy. Maybe Fredi Gonzalez learned his lesson last year and won’t try to destroy Craig Kimbrel’s rotator cuff by running him out on the mound for 35+ pitches every night. Fredi, this ain’t the SEC. These are million dollar athletes with shelf lives. Outside of that, ATL’s offense looks to be pretty decent. Hopefully Jason Heyward can bounce back and Freddie Freeman can grow on what was a solid rookie season. The NL East is wide open this year and the Braves just might find themselves on top in September. Except this time it won’t end up with them having massive diarrhea all over themselves in the final week of the season.

91-71, 1st in NL East

Miami Marlins

The Marlins completely rebranded their franchise this offseason. New logo, new stadium, new name, new shortstop, new closer, new everything. If the fish can turn that big free agent money into success at the big league level, then they can wear whatever the hell they want and put whatever type of monstrosity they want in center field. I really like the Marlins. Really. Their lineup is fantastic with the addition of Jose Reyes and the development of Giancarlo (formerly Mike) Stanton and Logan Morrison. Hanley Ramirez struggled at the dish last year, but Ozzie Guillen’s tough love approach with him might actually give El Nino the boost he needs to regain his MVP form. If Josh Johnson can stay healthy and Carlos Zambrano can keep a lid on his drunk sorority girl-like emotions, the Marlins will be a contender for sure. Their stock is rising.

85-77, 3rd in NL East

Philadelphia Phillies


There’s aging gracefully and then there’s whatever the Phillies are doing. Don’t get me wrong, the Phils are still a really, really good baseball team. But you have to wonder if the window has started to close. Roy Halladay still might be the best pitcher in the National League at 35 and after him you’ve got Cliff Lee and Cole Hamels. All still dynamite. Shit, then you add Vance Worley after them and you have the best rotation in the division. When you take a look at the lineup, the age starts to become an issue. Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, Shane Victorino, Ryan Howard and Carlos Ruiz all showed signs of age last year and Utley and Howard both start the season on the DL. I still have faith in the Phils, it’s just a question of whether or not they can stick one last hurrah out before it’s all too late.

89-73, 2nd NL East, 2nd Wild Card

New York Mets


LOL. What a mess. Best of luck to you. Here’s five dollars. No but seriously, the Mets got finagled by Bernie Madoff (cue the Shitty Guy commenting below), built a stadium that they couldn’t afford and Bobby Bonilla is their third highest paid outfielder. Yes, Bobby Bonilla (be careful with deferred contracts, kids). Yeah, there’s Jason Bay, David Wright, Ike Davis and then a collection of who? And another who? Followed by “this guy here is dead!” Poor Mets, you guys never win anything…

64-98, 5th NL East

Washington Nationals


Hey, lookie there! It’s those awesome baseballers from our nation’s capital. You know what’s awesome? They’re good. The Nats finished 80-81 last season (not a typo, they had one game completely wiped off the schedule), despite losing Strasburg, Adam LaRoche and Ryan Zimmerman for either the entire season or a majority of it. Don’t know about you, but it makes me happy that there’s a chance that DC might be a baseball hotbed by season’s end. Then add the anticipation of Bryce Harper’s debut sometime this season and you’ve got one hell of a PR dream for the Nats. Add into the equation that the Nats signed Edwin Jackson and Brad Lidge and traded for Gio Gonzalez this offseason. DC is a contender, for real. Expect the Nationals to keep spelling their name right on their jerseys and win more games than they lose.

85-77, 4th NL East



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    This is a fairly accurate analysis. There is no way the phillies will be able to win 102 again this year. I see them winning 85-90. They lost oswalt, plus howard and utley are missing around two months of the season. The nationals will be the surprise team of the year, cannot wait for Bryce Harper, next Ken Griffey Jr.

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      Tallapoosa Snu

      I’m a Braves fan, and I’m worried about the Nats… They’ve got surprising depth in the bullpen and if Bryce Harper turns out to be what they think he is, he might get their runs up enough to scare the phils and braves

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      The Nats are also saddled with Werth, who has become the biggest contract bust since Barry Zito. That 7-year, $126 million anchor they’re hauling around their neck is going to hinder their efforts at putting together a contender. The pitching has gotten better, but don’t expect playoff baseball in our nation’s capital anytime soon.

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      Oswalt was not a factor at all for the Phillies last year. I hate admitting it but that team does everything right. They have a great minor league system and excellent coaching. Will they win 100+ games in 2012? No, probably not. They still have plenty of offense in Victorino, Polanco and don’t forget that they acquired Hunter Pence at the end of the 2011 season. Also, don’t count out Jimmy Rollins. Once Utley and Howard come back they will go on their usual summer streak of steamrolling every team they face. I’m not a Phillies fan but its hard to count this team out.

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      I just don’t see the phillies being as successful, with the complete transformation this division has gone through this season. The marlins and nationals are the two most talented young teams in the league. Your argument about polanco and victorino providing offense is a interesting. Neither of those guys have been know for offense, and their numbers have dipped in the last few years

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      More Frat Than You

      Actually its not, the Braves had the 4th best record up until september last year and that was with Dan Uggla hitting .130 in the first half, Heyward struggling and the horrid production from Alex Gonzalez at short. If McCann and Freeman can continue the pace they were on, Heyward bounces back, Uggla performs like he did in the second half of 2011, Pastornicky hits anywhere about .250 and the pitching staff does…well what an Atlanta Braves’ pitching staff is known to do…which is all very very likely, then the Braves will surprise everyone this year. Yeah, the Phillies have the rotation, but Doc Holliday didn’t look like himself in the spring, Hamels and half of the infield is really starting to feel the effect of their age and Howard is out for a month at least with that achilles tendon injury he suffered at the end of last season, not to mention their farm system is pretty depleted. The Phillies may look good on paper, but look a little closer and they’re not as much of a lock as they’ve been in the past.

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    Tits or GTFO

    I like the Braves just fine, and am definitely proud of my southern roots. But they are still a little too young to catch the Phillies. That being said I think by 2014, maybe even 2013 the Braves will be running shit again in the NL east. Go Rangers.

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    Someone has been drinking the Washington Nationals Kool-Aid. They won’t finish over .500, The Braves finish in a distant second to the Phillies. They haven’t gotten any better. As long as the Phillies have Holiday, Lee and Hamels pitching in consecutive days its foolish to pick against them. The NL East goes Philies,……….Braves (missing the wild card), Marlins, Nats and Mets.

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    “For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.”

    -Ernie Harwell. TFM.

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    Exactly, the nationals have the pitching. The only concerning thing is that strasburg’s innings are going to be limited. Plus the phillies lost offense in letting ibanez go as well

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      Will Fratel

      They gained offense if anything by letting ibanez go. No one seems to remember that they have Mayberry and Dominic Brown (regarded as the best prospect in baseball not too long ago) waiting to break out on their bench.

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