The Chill:Pull Calculator

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For all of those who need to know their number, we at Georgia Tech did what we do best: make it an exact science!

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      its a ratio dumbass, its diffferential. depending on your goals, perfect is different. 5:1 means you’re “their bff” 3:3 means you’re pretty balanced with your lady friends and slams, and 0:5 means you only live on this earth to fuck. There’s you’re basic math for the day. I think my 3:4 is perfect.

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    • TrickleDown

      Wrong, “dumbass.” Part of the joke is that it’s not actually a fucking ratio because 5:5 is what mccoy got and thus it is the best score possible despite being simplified as 1:1. Higher chill or higher pull, either is good.

      I got 3:4 as well, by the way. No complaints.

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  1. Lynchem

    That was dumb as shit. First off they put basketball and all those other gay sports and not baseball? Americans Pastime. Sperry’s not sperries and on top of that these kids go to Georgia Tech so they’re gay any way.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      Women are attracted to men who don’t give a fuck. Traditionally, bud light drinkers may seem to give more fucks because they’ll pay more for the same light beer crap, telling women, “I don’t care what you think about what I drink, it’s the same shit”. You’re not concerned about others opinions and choose to enjoy a more financially reasonable option, exuding the idea that you have money and know where and when to spend it, which is rarely frivolously. You also don’t go along with the crowd, separating yourself from the norm, which suggests an affinity to be different, a mysterious side, while still enjoying what you choose to regardless of judgment. Now you know.

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    • Jon M Fratsman

      In other, completely unrelated news, the gas station next to our Greek Row has 99 cent Busch Light 2x4s. I’ve been fucking killing those things this last semester.

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    • Tallapoosa Snu

      Because theres like 8 people in the country that are actively involved in a polo club. Try much harder. Most people suck at polo. Deal with it.

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