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The Delta Gamma ‘Cunt Punt’ Chick And The Male Response

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Little Miss Cunt Punt is the hottest thing tearing through the internet today. Thoughts and prayers go out to the sorority sister who leaked this beautifully crafted piece, and may Cunt Punt never find out who you are because she will literally kill you. Many observations, aside from the email distributor’s impending demise, have been made about this already legendary email tirade, but there is one thing that absolutely everyone seems to agree on: this chick is fucking crazy.

Her photo was released soon after the email went viral, and then a new observation was made by everyone…well, by every male: this fucking crazy chick is really hot.

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Then, the response:

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Lots of dudes out there today really hoping to get cunt-punted.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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