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The ESPN SportsCenter Drinking Game

For many of us, summer means a temporary separation from the fraternity lifestyle that we hold so dearly. Sure there are hometown bars to vanquish, and old high school slams to rekindle genitalia with, but some nights you just aren’t going to have shit to do. Without the convenience of pledge rides available at your every inebriated whim, going out every night is just not a possibility.

Fear not, for as you sit bored on the couch with a few hometown friends, you can make any hour of the day just a little bit more exciting with the SportsCenter drinking game. Sportscenter plays on ESPN a solid 18 of the 24 hour in a day, so odds are you’ll be able to play this literally whenever your little 80-proof heart desires.

Take a drink if…

-Lebron James’ 4th Quarter performance is mentioned
-Something extremely vulgar and disgusting from the Sandusky trial shows up on the ticker
-A hot blonde is hosting
-The “#1 Top Play” isn’t as cool as #2
-Rachel Nichols sounds constipated
-They show Peyton Manning at practice
-Anyone says the word “controversy”
-They show Andrew Luck with a dumb smile on his face

Chug your drink if…

-More than four diving pop-fly catches end up in the Top 10 Plays.
-A pro-athlete’s Tweets are shown on the air
-An Athlete got arrested that day
-A ridiculously over-inflated baseball contract got signed that day
-Soccer gets covered for more than four straight minutes
-They show an inspirational sports story involving sick or dying children

Take a shot if…

-They discuss if a new golfer is the “Next Tiger Woods”
-A “pros-and-cons of the BCS” argument erupts
-ESPN uses an obscure statistic to prove a point (ie: 3rd Quarter field goal percentage while shoes are untied)
-Tebow and Sanchez’ off the field relationship is mentioned
-Tebow’s romantic relationships are mentioned

Empty your entire liquor cabinet if…

-You see John Clayton’s ponytail
-Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless agree
-Rachel Nichols gets braces
-Tebow’s romantic relationship with Mark Sanchez is mentioned

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments.

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