The First and Only Night the Cleveland Indians Offered Ten Cent Beers

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By the fifth inning my interactions with the vendors would’ve gone something like this: (*throws a handful of dimes at vendor*) “Gimme that many! And some Goddamn nachos (*sways*) WITH juh-lap-EEN-os… fuggin’ bitch.” (*falls over dead*)

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Bacon is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Bacon is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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