By the fifth inning my interactions with the vendors would’ve gone something like this: (*throws a handful of dimes at vendor*) “Gimme that many! And some Goddamn nachos (*sways*) WITH juh-lap-EEN-os… fuggin’ bitch.” (*falls over dead*)
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