The First Photo Ever Put on the Internet Has Been Found, and it’s Way Too Perfect

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Well, I guess it would have been more perfect if it was of some midgets getting railed by a donkey with a kitten planking on top of it, but this is the next best thing. Why is the photo perfect? Because it’s like 90% of the photos I see posted to the internet in 2012, a couple girls dressed up and posing in a sorority squat. Granted the women in this photo are European, but whatever, it might as well have been taken at a pregame in 1992.

The first photograph ever uploaded to the internet was tracked down by the website MotherBoard. You can read the whole story of the photo, which was uploaded twenty years ago next week, on their site. Suffice it to say it’s, um, interesting.

But without further ado, here’s the first photograph ever put online:

It was Photoshopped from this:

There are the first butts ever put on the internet gentleman, so tell me, would you pee? (Left to right: Yes, Yes, No, Yes).

Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email:

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