The Frattest Sports Movie Characters Part 3

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Bud Kilmer

West Canaan Coyote legendary head football coach Bud Kilmer is old school. He’s a hard ass who places a strong precedence on fundamentals, hard-nosed football and discipline. His coaching philosophy has been successful, however. He has two state titles and 22 district championships under his belt.

The guy’s a motherfucker, though. Kilmer shows zero compassion for his players, even his star players. When stud QB Lance Harbor goes down with a serious knee injury, Kilmer orders his trainer to inject cortisone into the knee to numb the pain, despite the career threatening nature of the injury. He handles Billy Bob’s head issues in a similar manner, playing him when it further threatens his future.

Kilmer takes “winning at all costs” to another level. He eventually gets run out of town, but it’s not before leaving a wake of verbal assaults and shattered dreams behind him in West Canaan. And holy shit does he hate James Van Der Beek.

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Roger Dorn (@RogerJDorn) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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      Haze Em

      Steve Lattimer shouldn’t be on here because he attempted to rape a chick. In the original script of The Program, he was a member of Pike but they changed it to Alpha Betas because it would have been too realistic and graphic if he were Pike.

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      pi crappa phi

      Dunlop is okay, but Ned Braden is FaF.

      – American citizen
      – Princeton grad, says to Jim Carr “That’s what it said in the yearbook” – gives ZERO FUCKS
      – Top goal scorer in the Federal League
      – Top ‘goal scorer’ on the Chiefs, as well. Cheats on his wife, hard core.
      – Always cleans up in poker on the bus trips
      – Won’t fight – again, gives zero fucks!

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