The “Fuckin’ Shit” News Anchor Has Been Fuckin’ Fired

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In this edition of Shortest Careers in History, we are documenting the case of A.J. Clemente, a man who fuckin’ bullshitted his way off the air just moments after his first ever live television appearance began. Literally, seconds after he went on air for the first time, as in on the first day of his new job, this happened:

“I graduated from West Virginia University, and I’m used to, um…you know, from being from the east coast.”

Crushed it.

With all due respect, AJ, I completely disagree. That was awesome. Unfortunately, the stiffs in the front office agreed with him, and he was recently canned from KFYRTV.

Fuckin’ bullshit.

[via Twitter]

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