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The Greatest Sex Story Ever Involving An NHL Player, Butt Plugs, And Anal Beads

The Greatest Sex Story Ever Involving An NHL Player, Butt Plugs, And Anal Beads

Hockey players are some weird individuals. First Jamie Benn doesn’t enjoy munching box, and now we have a story courtesy of Busted Coverage that involves a few mystery NHL players (one currently playing in the playoffs still), some butt plugs, and strap ons.

The anonymous source is referred to as “Mandi” and she requested that all the sensitive information be censored for obvious reasons. Enjoy.

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Is Mandi a certified hooker? Or is she just a puck bunny that gets around? I mean, it sounds like she’s referring to these dudes as clients. She has to go out and buy these sex toys to jam up NHL players’ asses. Who knew NHL players were into ass play that involves their ass?

Secondly, who could this unnamed player be? My top three suspects are Evgeni Malkin, Tomas Hertl, and Steven Stamkos. I need to know who they are, not to release the names, but just for my own personal enjoyment. I want to be able to scream at my TV for someone to shove a stick up the culprit’s ass like it’s a butt plug.

[via Busted Coverage]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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