The Internet Won’t Shut Up About This Girl With The Perfect Butt

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So I, naturally, had to take a closer look to see what all the fuss was about. You all know your boy is a tit man. I love me a nice set of 100% American-made Hindenburgs. That doesn’t mean I won’t eye-sex a fine backside behind my 580p tit blinders, though, especially if she’s built like this girl.

Her name is Jen Selter (@JenSelter), and her Instagram page is one of the hottest things on the internet right now at almost 1.6 million followers. From what I can see on her page, all she does is work out, wear spandex, pose in weird positions in cool places, take pictures of her ass, and let other people take pictures of her ass. And it looks like she’s really good at what she does.

Take a look, and when you speak of me, speak well.

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The Smutster occasionally writes about attractive women on Total Frat Move. He's a tit man, but he likes ass, too. Don't follow him on Twitter. He doesn't even have an account, so you really couldn't if you wanted to anyway.

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