The Johnny Football Saga Gets Weirder (Video)

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The saga of Texas A&M’s Johnny “Football” Manziel continues to grow at warp-speed. Here’s a kid that got barely any preseason hype, became a collegiate hero when pictures of his Halloween costume surfaced, and is now considered a frontrunner in the Heisman race.

You have to believe that a movie deal telling the redshirt freshman’s story is right around the corner. Luckily for Paramount, Aggs fan “lvroper1959” has got the soundtrack covered.

What really makes the video is the awkward sway-snap combo. Haven’t seen a dance move pulled off that stylishly since John Stockton did the Macarena in his nuthuggers.

Really enjoying the YouTube comments section on this one.

-“I’d hit it … two beers. Has to be a microbrew though… Dogfish Head preferably. 9%.”

-“Kill it. Kill it with fire.”

-“Just A&M being A&M. So uncomfortable.”

-“nice boobies”

I’m not seein’ the last comment, but I bet she wears the hell out of mom jeans.




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    Benjamin Martin

    Yeah I didn’t catch every word of that song, but I think I got the gist of it. Something to the effect of: “Johnny Football, please stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey.”

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    Tallapoosa Snu

    That hurt my fucking ears. About 20 seconds in I got an uncontrollable urge to hit her in the face. I dont condone violence towards women, unless it’s that fuckin creep. ugh.

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      Tallapoosa Snu

      she’s obviously askin for it. She’s a poor gross middle aged woman, with a voice that isnt even good enough for lawrence welk, and she’s creepy as shit. 1/10 at the best. And that’s only if shes restrained and shit. I’d spank her. In the back of the head. With a lead pipe.

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