The Life of a Fraternity House Dog (As Told By His Facebook Wall)

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StuffFratPeopleLike (@StuffFratsLike) is a writer for Total Frat Move, and due to his crippling OCD and functional alcoholism he can only understand and write text when presented in a numbered list format. So you're all jerks for calling him out on it. He is a self described Huguenot, and commands a secret sexual fetish for angry internet comments. All shameless praise can be directed to: joe@grandex.co

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      cleavage

      Second. Although the part of this article where the frat hound walks the pledge did produce a modest chuckle.

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    superwayne

    this is absolutly fucking retarded. but i dont care. i want part two now. and while you are at it, lick my butthole. you little piece of shit ass cunt monkey bitch. i dont like you. you are a stupid little dog. you arent even a real dawg. a poodle would be more of a real dog then you. oh? you like tit juice? well then why dont you go fuck yourself and suck of some of that milk. that is about how much respect i have for you. ya little cum guzzling pussy. you are a fucking big ole floppy vagina…just like HawtPiece’s…except you arent quite as big nor as floppy as that dick mongler.

    ^ ThisTake a lapReply • 2 years ago

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