The Middle Class Kids Of Instagram

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Step aside, Rich Kids of Instagram. Go sip some Dom Pérignon on your dad’s yacht off the Italian Coast with your bratty friends. You think money buys you happiness, but I challenge you to have more fun than I do rolling 10 deep in a ’96 MasterCraft, tearing through the no-wake zone with a cooler of Bud Heavy at my side. You can’t. Fuck your private chef, too. The bait shop next to the public boat ramp has a taco stand out front that’ll blow the fedora off your head.

Here are the Middle Class Kids of Instagram, balling hard on a budget:

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“Nothing too fancy, sir.”

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The soles may not be red, but neither is her bank account balance.

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Champagne taste on a convenience store budget.

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Is he doing the Manziel money sign? He is. He’s doing the Manziel money sign.

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Port Aransas, TX, where only one guy dares enter the water.

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Spoiling bae on her birthday. #DeservesIt #LuckiestManAlive

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Whatchu doin? Nothin’, chillin’ at the Holiday Inn (for $79 a night!).

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Higher standards. Higher class.

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Dipping out of work to catch 18 at the muni. #TwilightRate #Blessed

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My dad’s company has season tix for the Mets! Guess who copped four for this Saturday.

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First class lifestyle, coach prices.

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Just pulled off a highway robbery at the Polo Outlet. #ShowMeYourHorses

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Sperry sock game one hundred million. #TFTC

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We told Grandpa we were at the Kentucky Derby. He didn’t know the difference.

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Fave if ur jelly. #TheShore

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Spent the day catching gnarly waves off the coast of Lake McQueeney.

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Summer of Trenton. #SummerOfTrenton #19footer

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Turning $50 into $70 in just 20 minutes at the motherfucking Stratosphere!

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