The Rich Kids of Instagram are back and are trying to rub their wealth in all of our faces again. They’ve got their fancy private jets, their expensive bottles of champagne, their yachts, and their exquisite vacation locations.
What they don’t have compared to all of the readers on this site is grit, dedication to make spring break awesome, and the ability to turn scarce resources into a fun time. Just look at some photos submitted from y’all on spring break compared to those of the Rich Kids of Instagram.
Oh, that’s cool. You spent spring break chilling by the pool sipping on expensive cocktails and champagne? Not bad, but I think the following two photos prove that we spent it better.
Topless girls and motorboating? Yeah, score one for us common folk.
Of course the Rich Kids wouldn’t back down so they showed us how they flew in style.
Hmm, it’s hard to top the private jet and helicopter life, but I think I found three guys who can certainly have those smug kids backpedaling a bit.
Shotgunning in coach versus champagne on a PJ? I think we all know who had the better spring break here.
The kids then brought out their heavy hitters: the yachts.
Where all the women at?
While they are having fun at their yacht sausage fest, we’re having a high chill:pull ratio with topless girls.
The kids hit back with some Dom Pérignon.
Just when you think the Rich Kids might not take an L, we come out and do this:
$5 champagne gets the job done just as well as your Dom.
Not going down without a fight, the Rich Kids of Instagram pulled out their final stop: the beaches of Dubai.
Looks pretty barren. For a spring break to be a success, you need a crowd. Like a big crowd.
Check your spring break privilege, Rich Kids of Instagram, because a bunch of common college students just took you behind the woodshed and beat you down..