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Drink Every Time
You see glitter.
A cliché EDM song starts playing.
Girls are shown “getting ready” even though their makeup is already on.
The girls are shown waving at the front steps of their house.
A Girl “Throws What They Know.”
A girl blows bubbles towards the camera.
Girls awkwardly fake laugh in a circle.
The entire sorority starts running for no particular reason.
Two girls hug.
A girl busts out her shitty dance moves.
You see a pair of oversized sunglasses.
You see a flower.
The girls all wear high-waisted shorts.
You see their letters.
You see a Lilly Pulitzer dress.
Take A Gulp Every Time
You spot a girl that is clearly not on the face team.
You see a redhead.
They use aerial drone footage.
The girls run onto their stadium field.
Girls start holding hands.
You see a “peace” sign.
Four girls lay on the ground in a cross formation.
Someone gets a piggyback ride.
Girls take a selfie.
The girls wear their school colors.
They let balloons float away.
They dance in front of a fountain.
Slow motion is used.
Finish Your Drink When
You spot a girl eye-fucking one of her sisters.
Glitter gets in a girl’s eye.
A girl eats a popsicle.
A girl falls on her ass.
You see a one-piece bathing suit.
The camera shows four or more asses in a row.
Slow motion is used while the girls are wearing bikinis.
Take A Shot When
The girls start making out.
The video has a scene in the library.
A blonde winks at the camera.
A girl does the “Nae Nae.”
You catch a nip slip.
You spot a girl you’ve had sex with.
Drink Everything In Sight When
A butthurt article comes out about how the video sets back women’s rights.
You realize you’re actually watching a lesbian porn scene.
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