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The Speakers List For RNC 2016 Is Loaded With Talent

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The speakers list for the Republican National Convention in Cleveland just dropped and it’s looking lit AF.

Let’s take a look at some of the A-Listers:

∙ Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani
∙ Ultimate Fighting Commissioner Dana White
∙ Tim Tebow, all-around #1 super guy
∙ Party regs like Newt Gingrich, Ted “Beezlebub” Cruz and Mitch “Peanut Butter Lips” McConnell
∙ Tom Barrick, billionaire Neverland Ranch and Rob Lowe-owner

Cementing his hilarious/terrifying rise to dominate the Republican party, Donald Trump went full-penny and even deep-throated his entire family into the speakers list. The lineup is half Trump! You just know he squeezed some hefty speaking fees out of the deal, too.

Of course, the list is always subject to change (in case Jesus shows up), but overall looks like a good turnout. At 15,000 media attendees, the event will have the largest dedicated press pool in history, short only to the Olympics, promising to give you a front row seat to all the action.

Stay tuned.

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