Ron Swanson. TFM.
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Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.
The man knows how to dine.
Ron Fucking Swanson
“Clear liquor is for women and people on diets.”
I believe it’s actually for rich women on diets.
“I will have that third porterhouse, if you could put that order in now. Please and thank you.”
“I think child labor laws are ruining this country.”
Chug Bleach. Again. and Again.
Please do everyone on this site a favor and kill yourself.
As a brother, I hate you so god damn much.
Swanson is pretty much the only accurate presentation of a conservative on television these days. He’s funny at other people’s expense, not his own, which is refreshing in an NBC program. Jack Donaghy comes close, but deep down I don’t buy Alec Baldwin playing someone witty, smart, or Republican.
Swanson is perhaps the only television character more American than Hank Hill
And I was not given a bid because I was not fat enough to be the token fat guy. I’ll show them!