On February 4th, the below interview compilation documenting a night out on Lawrence, Kansas’ “Triangle” — I’m not sure if anybody but the host actually calls it that — was uploaded to YouTube. It’s not just amazing, it’s inspiring. These interviews are so drunken that they might make you drunk. I actually recommend not operating heavy machinery immediately after watching this video.
That’s just pure, unadulterated college. What else were you expecting? The drunk girl showing off her inner-boob tat, the absolutely smashed purple shirt guy who laughed at his own terrible joke, the chicks going to town on some pizza…you couldn’t have scripted this to make it a more accurate depiction of social life at your average American university.
Here are my favorite parts of the video.
The unbelievably conspicuous pledge run right through the heart of the campus bar scene spoke to me. It truly did. Watching hazing in action is like watching poetry in motion. Seeing those pledges get their late-night cardio in makes me want to be a better person, and, more importantly, a better hazer. God I can’t wait until the summer interns get here.
This kid evading the cops is the Usain Bolt of Lawrence, Kansas. That’s some superhuman speed. The body really kicks it into high gear when it’s trying to avoid the fuzz.
JACK MOTHERFUCKIN’ SOTO!
Dude really loves his pickles..
The second round of these interviews is out now. Click here and bask in the uninhibited glory.
Image via YouTube