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This “Frat Rap” Is Straight Fire

Troy Santolla (AKA Stank), a Kappa Sigma from Appalachian State (or as he calls it, “Trappalachian State”), just dropped a Soundcloud of his fresh track, “Frat Rap.”

Warning: it’s straight fire.

Reasons you should share the “Frat Rap” with everyone you know:

∙ Stank makes gold chains and letters go together like Promethazine and Sprite.
∙ “If you could describe the lifestyle of a Kappa Sigma in one word, what would it be?… BAALLLINN!”
∙ “Bitches say they love my eyes, bitches say they love my lashes, I just tell ’em sorry my eyes are red from the marijuana ashes.”
∙ Stank’s “first kegstand lasted 17…” (seconds? Minutes? Probably hours).
∙ It’s aways good to support the mentally disabled.

Blast this shit at your next house party and pledges will be mopping pussy juice off the dance floor for weeks.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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