How do you convince girls to show up to your date auction to bid on members of your fraternity and win the right to take them on dates? If you’re an Alpha Sigma Phi member at Grand Valley State University, the answer to that question apparently is to creep them the fuck out.
Watch their promotional video to see what I mean:
Seductive smirks and eyebrow raises, dudes playing alone in snow, pajama pants, no pants, some dickhead taking a selfie–it’s got it all. Then set it to music straight from a softcore smut film and we’re talking cringe-worthy discomfort. If videos could be personified, this one would be charged with sexual harassment.
The event is their third annual Alphsig Puppy Love Date Auction. The name of the event even makes me uncomfortable.
The description from YouTube:
Alphsig Puppy Love Date Auction 2014
Alpha Sigma Phi presents our 3rd Annual Puppy Love Date Auction. Come bid on dates to a Tigers game, formal at Bay Harbor, Craig’s Cruisers a summer boat outing and many more! If you’re looking for love this Valentine’s Day, this is the place to be.
Feb 12th @ 9pm
$5 a Ticket at the Door
Have fun, ladies.
h/t user CocaCola
Image via YouTube