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This Guy Trolling An MLB Pitcher With A Dirty Joke Worthy Of A 13-Year-Old Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen Today

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(re: the headline – that might just be because literally everything else I’ve seen today is about that Chicago kidnapping hate crime. FUN DAY!)

For reasons I cannot begin to fathom, Indians pitcher Trevor Bauer is conducting some sort of chemistry experiment, or something. I guess when your job is cool you need boring hobbies? I don’t know. (He might be the only white MLB player not currently executing his own personal deer holocaust. I’m almost positive professional baseball players kill more deer than professional hunters.)

In response to that tweet, this master troll replied with the following:

Then Bauer slid into this guy’s DMs to continue the conversation, which ultimately did not last long.

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Ha! Jizz! Classic!

But seriously that made me laugh way more than it should. Thanks for brightening my day up… with jizz.

[via @GABrownsGuy]

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Rob Fox

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co

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