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This Guy Just Set The Dizzy Bat Bar So Astronomically High That It Might Be Impossible To Top

God, is Panama City not the best? It’s just an endless gold mine of entertainment and unintentional comedy. If you’ve never been, this video perfectly summarizes what you’re missing out on.

PCB dizzy bat from Andrew Morrissey on Vimeo.

First off, you know the kid in a Kenny Chesney hat and a cutoff “Yankees Suck” tee means business when he takes center stage and puts the beer pong game on halt. Absolute power move on his part. Then the performance itself was on another level.

To the untrained eye, you might not see it. If you don’t have an appreciation for what he brings to the dizzy bat game, you might even deem this video unwatchable. You’re also probably the same guy who hates watching UVA basketball games. It’s not pretty aesthetically, but damn it, it’s next level majestic. He’s the Kanye West of drinking games. You just have to comprehend the genius he brings to the craft.

For fuck’s sake, the dude looks at, like, four pitches before even taking a hack. Flawless, all around.

h/t KMarko

Image via Vimeo

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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