This Guy Made His Coworkers Try 4 Ancient Drugs And They Lost Their Damn Minds

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The staff over at Cracked.com decided to throw back four ancient drugs our ancestors used to get messed up with, and documented their experience for our viewing pleasure.

Let’s break down the drugs they tried in the video.

1. Smoking Tobacco Through The Nose — Nothing too crazy. Just a real intense nicotine buzz. As our Instagram has proved, you guys have been there.

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2. Fermented Palm Sap — Tastes like “Skittles mixed with semen,” according to the video. That’s a hard pass from me, but it sounds like it could be a hit in some circles.

3. Eating Coffee — They made it sound delicious and I’d give it a try.

4. Soma — Reminds me of the San Pedro cactus juice I drank one time. For San Pedro, you have to drink a ton of it, it’s disgusting, and then you just feel high for about an hour before you throw up this green shit. Then things looks like fucking Ed, Edd, ‘n’ Eddy. Everything had wavy outlines. The sky was fucking pink. I tripped sack for like eight hours and acted a lot like the Asian girl in this video. Then I tripped again for about five minutes when I crapped it out the next day (it soaks into the sphincter tissues). Potent stuff.

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