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This Guy Ordered The Worst Possible Escort Ever: His Son’s Fiancée

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An elderly man hired an escort for the evening only to find a familiar face knocking on his door. Let’s just say his next family dinner is going to be pretty awkward.

The 70-year-old man, marital status unclear, hired an escort when he went out of town, only to be flummoxed when his 40-year-old son’s fianceé showed up. To their credit, the two decided not to go ahead with their–ahem–business arrangement.

Worst. Fiancée. Ever.

The best part about this tale? You just know after the fiancée and the dad discussed whether or not to get down to brass tacks, the star-crossed sexual deviants still underwent the obligatory small talk between the parent and his kid’s love interest. After all, it would have been plain rude to not ask how Aunt Ruth is doing.

[via Café Mom]

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J Parks Caldwell

J. Parks Caldwell is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He frequently blesses the rains down in Africa.

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