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Fat girl: “I’ve received a few dick pics in my life”
Right, and our airline is safe.
The fat chick is upset a dick is ruining food. No way.
Also thinks the pizza looks delicious. She really didn’t do herself any favors.
The only dick pic the big girl has ever gotten was accompanied by an incredible “man the harpoon” joke.
I sure there’s a few Ahabs that have hunted that accursed white whale.
Sending dick pics anyway. TFM
Of course the Jewish girl wants you to send her your financial records.
Where was the TFM in this?
“More dick than balls.”
Are we really going to let the intern off the hook for this title?
The fat chick starts getting off when the order is being relayed over the phone in the atypical, generic ‘Lonely MILF Bangs the Delivery Guy’ video you’d come across.
Of course the fat bitch notices what is on the pizza…..
She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
It was some pizza loving chubby bitch