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This Idiot Climbing Trump Tower Sucks

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There’s currently some loser named Steve from Virginia scaling the Trump Tower in New York City with suction cups and it appears this may be his first time climbing anything ever as he’s moving the speed of smell up the building.

At this rate, he’ll die of natural causes before getting to the top floor. Such a “Steve” move it hurts. Just fall already, dude. Your life means nothing and I’m tired of you hijacking my news feed.

If the police just shot this idiot for wasting their time and resources, I don’t think anyone finds issue with it. Not here. This guy fucking sucks.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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