The below video could get the University of Iowa’s Alpha Phi sorority in some hot water, possibly even removed from campus, according to several tipsters who have been emailing in tonight. This one, in particular, is convinced of the latter:
A Phi at the University of Iowa (same ones that TSM just posted the “Legally blonde” recruitment video of) has a bid day skit going around campus right now that is absolutely going to get them kicked off campus.
I don’t speak 20-year-old Girl Squeal so it’s hard for me to understand all the words in this skit, but there are definitely references to blacking out and taking it from behind.
I guess we’ll soon see what kind of damage this skit will do to the chapter. It doesn’t seem so bad to me (big ups to the Phi Delts getting the best shoutout). Actually, the most offensive part of this video, in my opinion, is the terrible display of rhythm and putrid white people dance moves. Lawd..
Image via Twitter/ @IowaAlphaPhi
Was this recorded with a toaster and a USB cable?
This video is a publicity stunt. It was more than likely recorded with your standard IPhone and then edited to make it seem like it was “discreet evidence”.
Do less
This was actually recorded with a potato
The top of your head is a close second
97% chance that the girl in the yellow hat does anal
100% chance that all of them will do anything.
99.7%
Tough crowd
Did you forget to log in under Steve Holt’s name? You’re gonna catch hell for that at work tomorrow.
I’m not Steve Holt, you turd.
Wouldn’t you rather admit that he’s a fraud than to have people believe that your company is so shitty they haven’t fired him yet? I’m just looking out for you, Dorno. I respect your work with the children of the community.
Im the smelly kid in my fraternity
Smell. NF
#SteveHoltIsBrianMcGannon
Don’t sully Brian’s good name.
Compare the picture of “SteveHolt” posted in the Chick Fil A article comments with pictures of Brian. Perfect match.
I miss Brian.
Dorn it’s late. Go home man
I developed some revolutionary technology that allows our staff to access this website from anywhere – even their home!
patent pending
I think Al Gore already did that
Yeah writing a restful post request is fucking extraordinary. How much steam do you blow up these guy’s asses to trick them into giving you a nicer salary? And you must talk like you’re so god damn smart around the office to try to make up for your inability to pull when you do company trips to the bars… I took a quick peek at the source and this is a fucking wordpress site? AND YOU ARE USING OAUTH1.. that was obsolete like 5 years ago. Get the fuck out of here. With the amount of traffic this site gets, you can at least make a nice angular site with fancy animations, realtime updates and a UI that doesn’t look like a 2005 myspace page. Your mobile clients are ass too, but I guess I have to yell at the other guy for that. Wow, I get aggressive when I drink. Tech guy(do you prefer matt?), I’m sure you’re a nice dude but fix your shit.
Nerd
The chief issue of this company is their lack of creativity.
Drunkwithfunk drinks alone
No, he drinks with funk. I’m not sure what that means, but he’s pretty damn proud of it.
The majority of them will probably get blackout and take it in the keister to mourn the loss of their chapter.
People still use Motorola Razrs?
Yes.
you think they could have just borrowed Dornos juiced up 1080p GoPro he patrols playgrounds with
Something about a group of sorority girls parodying already raunchy rap songs with even raunchier lyrics about blacking out and taking it doggy style just gets my motor running. I’m not even being sarcastic. I would marry one of these sloots.
If you think trap queen is raunchy then you were probably raised by Ned Flanders
Watch it asshole
Being easily entertained. NF
If you’re too dumb to realize you should not release film of you doing stupid shit, you deserve to be kicked off campus
From the angle it’s recorded it kinda looks like it was filmed by one of the pledges
What’s offensive about this?