The power of social media… at its worst.
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How multi-cultural of you, Dorn. Now bend over.
I just met you…
i’m gonna stop you right there by saying SHUT THE FUCK UP
hahahah ^ this
Are those Chubbies?
This is what real manhood looks like…
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?? WHAT HAS TFM BECOME?
^^^This guy’s name
Well, he’s wearing seersucker so it definitely is frat
he should actually tweet that.
Not sure which is more incredible:
that the guy behind the @DanBoies twitter handle uploaded a picture of his testicles online (and not even from an anonymous account, but from an account that has both his first and last name…seriously, the line on the table between TFTC and down syndrome grows smaller by the day), or that MichelleO immediately followed him.
Who am I kidding, the latter’s not mind-blowing at all.
I will do no such thing.
I will. You’re a skank and without seeing an actual full picture of you, There is a 65% chance that you’re 85% man.
Whatever blows your skirt up charleston.
And let’s be honest here….being a Sig Nu, you’ve probably never seen 100% of a woman anyway.
Laps until you lose your virginity.
I think I love you.
^^^^^^^^^^^ and ^ FUCK SIG NU
^^ Bravo, good sir.
Maybe If I suck your online dick enough and talk about how pretty you are, you’ll offer to meet me and I can lose my virginity to a cow like you.
Im no Phi Mu but I can see what I can do.
What are you talking about? His name CLEARLY says he’s an Epsilon Nu.
I would guess that 99% of the time you run into these twitter “anonymous” accounts, the person posting behind the account is a fat whore. Please get a fucking life if you have one.
Coming from a guy who’s name on TFM is pike roofie YOLO….haha. And FYI, my twitter really isint anonymous, sweetheart.
Michelle can get my pee.
TFM is for trolling.
The internet is for porn.
Twitter is for throwing,
Death threats at Dorn.
Next time make it a haiku, Robert Frost.
^ Nah, but here’s a limerick
There once was a man named Dorn,
Who was g.ay since the day he was born;
And he said this with laughter,
As he pulled the dick out of his shit packer,
“Oh Em Gee my asshole is torn.”
I’ve heard of a man named Bacon,
who was so horny his asshole was achin’.
He blew and he jerked,
as Roger_Dorn lurked,
“Soon his ass will be mine for the takin’.”
Don’t forget about the guy named Atomic,
Who’s sucks until he gags then Vomit,
But Dorn and Bacon you aren’t getting off the hook,
Bacon we know you jack off while giving Dorn dirty looks
“Oh, woe is me! The pleasure is mutual.”
Says Dorn as he backs it up into neutral
“But what about Dick Perry?” Some TFM bros will ask,
I heard someone told him he had to run laps
Or maybe he had to chug a bottle of bleach
Because he girlfriend has him on a leash
Now some may say “Chill on the adderall bro.”
And to you I say, I Cleaveland Steamed your sister,
While Alaska Pipelining your mom like she’s a hoe.
But back on topic of the TFM staff,
Bacon is reading the newspaper while
Currently stroking Dorns sweet sack.
We are still missing one important thing
It is the picture of the fucking butt pee.
It seems like it’s taking forever,
maybe even slower than a sloth
Just promise me you will post it,
After you finish Dorn off.
*Please note: It is optional, but highly encouraged to read this voice in the same voice as the grinch stole christmas or one of Dr. Suess’ books.
^ Everclear, give me your contact info, collaborating on a Frat Epic Poem seems to be in the future.
I just started a twitter it’s @straightclear so contact me there and let’s write a column.
^ How cute.
who the fuck are you? you must be new here champ.
Dorn looks like a dirty latino
It’s just a nice summer base.
Just to get a base!
Use that dirty mustache when you’re rounding third base.
Base tan is lookin’ nice. I’m hopin’ to get there myself this season.
Balls but no butt pee picture? Come on guys. Although I was also wearing seersucker shorts today… Ugh.
There you go
Quite fitting for today
Tryin to figure out who yelled out ‘Now those are balls’
Sounded like Allen
Please, we all know it was Bacon.
Coulda sworn it was RB.
It was me, actually.
I think we’d all like to believe you, but after you tried to tell us your ring in the mustache video was just a prop, I don’t know man.
That’s Dorn, pretty clearly. We’ve given enough videos to where people should be able to tell the very distinctly-different voices apart these days.
“Those are balls.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2CyugQyoAA
Is Dorn a mexican?
This close, they always look like landscapes. Nope, you’re lookin at balls.
Well that escalated quickly
That got out of hand quickly.
Tweeting pictures of ballsacks was a bad choice
It jumped up a notch.
Good thing we all kept our heads on a swivel.
Dorn killed a guy
with a trident
frat cops is the best tfm vid
You’re in luck, then. Frat Cops 2 next week.
^ I approve
The end of the internet.
skull fucking. TFTC?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Not to mention how many criminal acts he just committed, but holy jesus fucking christ, that’s nasty.
Butt pee contest. Throw in a rowdy gent tank, I’ll fill the taco too
When are we going to see the TFM Staff rendition of the Call Me Maybe video?
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